Sounds like a page 3 article right? Well this one is going to be like that...
I think there is something fundamentally wrong in the selection capabilities of men. I mean every guy wants a girl who is "hot" (Some would be honest enough to admit the truth, others are talented enough to say they aint that shallow) . Yes they all want girls in Shilpa Shetty shorts and tank tops with open hair and tattoos in sexy places... hmmm... if all of them want them then... what is the problem? Well that's exactly the problem, they all just "want" them... but that girl will never be the one to meet his mom ; reason - "arree yaar! Woh tho bohot fast hai" (Translated - Hey! You want me to take a slut to meet my mom?). I mean come on guys! To take home... for that they need different type of girls, they want girls in salwars, who are soft spoken and demure, who have their hair tied up neatly... I mean what is the problem here...
See, all of you guys want a girl who is okay with your beer drinking, but if she herself can down a peg or two, then it ain't acceptable.. She should be modern and open minded but god forbid she wears a skirt in front of your parents. I mean isn't this hypocrisy at its best... ?
To make it concise they all want someone like the heroine in Ye Maya Chesave(Telugu movie, Vinayathandi Varuvaya - Tamil version), someone who is hot as well as hmmm what's the word - traditional. I sympathize with guys for having to go through this tough tough picking process, girls on the other hand spend time on the frivolous process of finding a good guy(The truth here is they can make any guy look good, ask Hitler's wife, what a hero he was..), rather I would say a guy who is into them...
Okay but here is a twister for all the boys... What if you find the "homely girl" , the type you can take home... but on talking to her, you realise you are her fifth guy this year, she can down more vodkas than you and she wants to finally settle down with you - Is that okay? (Imagine the scene in Namastey London when Katrina Kaif gives Ritesh Mukherjee the shock of his life). Now isn't the hot girl better here - atleast she is showing what she is? Doesn't honesty count? Boys... think about what you want?
This article is dedicated to everyone around me cause matchmaking seems to be the only plausible topic for everyone...
PS:- I know all guys don't think alike, generalization has been made to make the post readable, for once I did not want to be diplomatic. So all the offended guys - Bring it on! And females, now you the know the little secret that every man harbours in his head... use it as you see fit... Enjoy!
